YOU'LL LOVE INDIAN THRILLER!

THE BAGEL HEAD FAD?! http://www.rantrave.com/Rave/New-Bagel-Head-Fad-Is-Crazy.aspx

What the hell, Japan! WHAT. THE HELL?!

As if the slew of Hollywood actors and actresses passing away this past week weren't enough, I submit this to you: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Wrestling_midgets_killed_by_fake_hookers&in_article_id=696603&in_page_id=34

Indeed a sad day in Lucha Mini.

This was written on the site in all cas, so apologies in advance...

"... I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF S– WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!"

- Kanye West

The rest can be read here.

Even in humility this guy comes off as a douche.

After a coral exhibit had been wrecked several times and traps set to catch the culprit failed, employees dismantled the exhibit to find a four foot long sea worm.

I would not want to mess with this thing. Hell. No.

If your interests are relatively the same as mine, then you enjoy browsing hotchickswithdouchebags.com

However, after a year of viewing this site and the host's somewhat skewed and mostly inconsistent views of what makes a hot chick or a douchebag, I've had all I can stands and I can stands no more.

"Why? This site is everything a guy who likes to laugh at people for being asshats could want!"

That's true, if it had stayed that way. Unfortunately the host has tried making some kind of counter-culture statement; encouraging people to rise against the douche menace, if you will. Normally I'd be on board to tear down idiots, but this post made me realize that we're backing someone who doesn't quite know what he wants:

( Taken from the website... )

While some of what he's saying is in jest, it's easy to tell that he is mostly serious about this crap. And that's just what it is. Crap. Trying to start a revolution around a website based off of nothing more than trolling people's myspace accounts and club websites for pictures that are taken out of context is arrogant and smacks of bitterness. While the majority of the guys and girls featured on HCwDB deserve to be laughed at, there are the rest who aren't all that douchey or trashy. People like tattoos and expensive clothes. So what? That doesn't mean that every guy who wears it in a picture with an attractive girl is automatically a douche.

People have been buying name brand products for as long as name brands have been around, and it is usually because name brands ARE better than off brand when it comes to clothing. That kind of eliminates the need to protest something that has been happening for so long, that it's bigger than any of us, right? Douchebags have, and always will exist. They will continue to drown themselves in the nastiest fragrances, and wear the hell out of the trendiest fashions to get laid. There's no way to stop it. But not only that, but what happens if these so-called douches start dressing like regular people? Are we all going to wear burlap sacks in protest? What if they do that too? Oh no! What if douches have started copying our nomenclature?! How will we know who's a douche and who isn't?!1

I can personally say that I buy clothes from Express and Affliction because they fit me well. I'm six foot five, 225 pounds, and I have long arms and legs. I buy name brand clothing not because it's expensive, not to "get some", and not because it fulfills me. No, I buy these things because if I bought off brand clothes, they would fit me like 3 pounds of manure in a 1 pound bag. And I don't buy everything Affliction or Express makes. As a matter of fact I think a lot of Affliction's shirt designs are tacky, and Express designs can be bland and repetitive.

Returning to my point, brands of clothing does not a douche make, nor is it hair style. Yes, ridiculous hairstyles deserve to be mocked. Kids that weren't alive to see the real punk rock movement and don't know who John Lyden are, but wear mohawks and cut up jean vests deserve to be mocked. People with anything other than a natural, sun-given tan deserve to be mocked. Guys who wear more makeup than the women they're trying to lay definitely deserve to be mocked. But these things all together still do not necessarily make a douchebag a douchebag. Now I hope you've been reading carefully, because here is where I, as they say, flip the script.

What makes a douchebag is their behavior. Things like objectifying women, turning getting laid into a game of conquest, being discriminatory (Notice I did not say judgemental. First impressions ARE important, but not the absolute test of a person's character. Especially not when it's an out of context picture.) of other people based on their...appearance. Wow. All of this sounds like things that go on over at the ooooole HCwDB website. I'm not condemning followers of the website, nor am I even passing judgement on the host. What I'm trying to do here is point things out in hopes that DB1 will get off of his soap box and put it away for good.

The people featured on the web site aren't all that different from most of us. Who out there hasn't taken a stupid picture in their time? Who hasn't dressed up like an idiot, or done some male posturing to impress a girl? It's all a part of the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiife. So please, DB1, stop trying to make laughing at douchebags an intellectual thing, and leave it at face value.

EDIT: I was really bored today, so I did this...

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If you haven't already heard, they're doing a movie based off of the videogame series The King of Fighters. It seems that Hollywood didn't learn their lesson from their attempt at making a Street Fighter movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1038685/

I wouldn't say that I had high hopes for this movie, but I gave people the benefit of the doubt. I figured "Hey, Hollywood made a huge pile of crap, so how could they possibly make the same mistake twice? I mean this movie won't be what I think it should be, but it won't suck that hard." Thanks for proving me wrong yet again, American movie makers and producers. I feel that if this had been handled by a foreign production company, that it might have had some hope of being kind of cool.

Instead, they change names of characters (Ryo Hazuki is actually supposed to be Ryo Sakazaki. Kara "King" Hazuki is supposed to be just King, and she is NOT Ryo's wife.), cast inappropriately (Mai is being played by Maggie Q? Really? I hope they CGI up some boobs.), and fuck up the game's timeline. Granted the movie is supposed to have "time travelling" in it, but I don't see them handling any of this well. No. Not at all. The casting choices and roster of characters appearing in this film has confirmed for me that this movie will probably end up being WORSE than the live action SF movie.

And I'm sure KoF: The Movie: The Game won't be too far behind this ridiculous ass movie.

EDIT:

To save Hollywood the trouble, here is my idea for the next fighter made into a fucked up movie.

GUILTY GEAR XX: THE RECKONING

Sol Badguy (played by Michael Clark Duncan) is on a quest to stop the insane Gear known only as Testament (played by Jason Statham. Why the fuck not, right?) from destroying the few remaining Japanese fighters left in the world: May (Mary Kate Olsen), Baiken (Mariska Hargitay), and Anji Mito (Toby McGuire).

Meanwhile Chipp Zanuff (Ho Sung Pak) is busy fighting Johnny (Antonio Banderas) over who is the most badass sky pirate.

There's also some explosions and a talking dog named "Snuffy".

And Ky Kiske isn't in the movie because that would make sense.

This is the gayest thing you'll ever see people gripe about. Seriously. There are animals being skinned alive in China because of the fur trade, not to mention other atrocious acts commited against animals, and these fucking pansy hippy fucks are whining over trees? TREES?! I understand how important plant life is to our survival, but the day I'm screaming and crying because there are a few that MIGHT die is the day you can send me to the loony bin. Give me a fucking break. THIS is yet another prime example of why people make me sick to my stomach. They want to make themselves feel important by taking up a cause, but they don't want to pick a cause that could get them hurt or make them step out of their comfortable homes for more than one weekend. So what do they do? They go scream at trees for a few hours, and picket outside of a factory. Then they go home, feeling that being idiots has somehow made our world a better place. For trees.

From Sonic to sexbots. Next there will be a SONIC THE SEXHOG. 

Then  how do you explain all the dead unicorns? WAIT! THERE'S ONE LEFT!

Does anyone else think Barack Obama kind of looks like Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine?




Obama




Obama?

Discuss.

If you haven't heard already, Capcom is letting America have another stab at making a live action Street Fighter. It seems that they're taking it in another direction; a direction seems like it might have been the vision of the screenwriter who wrote the first aborted attempt. You know, before his vision was obstructed by the haze of hallucinegenic drugs that caused the movie to be so very unorganized and rushed.

The movie will focus entirely on Chun Li, and will also be limited to just five characters from the SF franchise (Chunnners, Charlie, Bison, Vega, and Balrog), possibly in an attempt to keep focus on the main story, and not get sidetracked by terrible attempts at sub-plot like the failure before it. So no cheezy hadokens, no Hawaiian sumos, no Balrog that isn't a baddie, and (rest his eternal soul) no Raul Julia as M. Bison.

What follows is a link to what is allgedly the confirmed cast for the movie.

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/03/20/street-fighter-legend-of-chun-li-cast-confirmed/

I'm kind of skeptical myself. I mean, Taboo as Vega? Has he ever acted before? Michael Clark Duncan as Balrog? Did the residual checks from Daredevil run out already? He can't be this hard up for work.

Share your thoughts, and hopefully a link to something proving me wrong about this "confirmed cast".