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- 08:04:21: Woke up to find @theBardofAvon following me. It seems I'm being haunted by the great minds of days passed.
- 08:13:01: @DanHibiki This guy was the best. Right down to the embroidered gi.
- 08:18:12: @martyfnday It could be worse. You could have to wake up before 5 a.m., like @DJPhalluz and I.
- 15:42:53: So far I've found Fatal Frame 2 to be more annoying than scary. Thoughts?
- 18:04:42: @AMachen HER NAME WAS LOLA! LO-LO-LO-LO-LOLA!
- 18:40:19: @leaute Because Link is a herm. Duh.
- 18:43:30: @demios101 I sense great nerd rage.
- 18:48:52: @demios101 tell em you need to rescue the president from ninjas
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- 02:54:38: @demios101 might make this a weekly thing if you're down
- 02:58:53: @demios101 we'll manage without you. But when you're back you can come
- 11:11:24: Afro Ninja's web redemption: http://bit.ly/mQlxK
- 11:12:44: @demios101 Yep. He pulls it off this time.
- 11:32:05: @demios101 Is it any shock that it did? NINJAS DON'T HAVE FROS!
- 14:54:56: @DJPhalluz has asked me to play through the second Fatal Frame for her. Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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- 09:47:35: @demios101 were you the law?
- 10:00:37: @demios101 did you make the tears rain down like a monsoon?
- 10:03:53: @demios101 I don't think there's much room left for cying, when your face has been reduced to powder like that.
- 10:06:55: @demios101 Well played, Sir Law. Well played...
- 10:08:00: @DanHibiki If you were there, then you were one of three Dans there. Only one of them was good. I hope that was you.
- 10:08:41: @demios101 THE "L" IS FOR LAW!!! EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME LAW!~
- 10:15:12: @demios101 She's getting ready for a birthday party.
- 10:18:32: @demios101 yeah it's for a kid. Then I'm taking her out for hers tonight
- 10:20:46: @demios101 I know. This is how all of your other friends feel!
- 10:23:03: @demios101 She's not big on birthdays.
- 10:26:51: @demios101 message passed.
- 12:04:19: Children's birthday parties: a wonderful way to see tension in a stranger's marriage. This is amusing
- 12:07:00: There's only one other grown man here, and he's busy masking his dislike for being the griller.
- 12:07:51: The rest are all mothers and kids
- 12:16:18: Also listening to the mothers bitch about how they wish they looked like @DJPhalluz is pretty funny too.
- 12:25:52: Another guy showed up. He is now conferring with the other dude over the whole grill issue. I thought this only happened in sitcoms
- 12:29:31: If I ever become a pudgy loser husband, all of Twitter has my permission to end my life.
- 12:32:54: The new guy actually brought two pairs of sun glasses with him. He's holding one pair and wearing the other.
- 12:35:57: @demios101 This dude, much like dual shades, is not cool. That is the exact opposite of cool.
- 12:38:37: @demios101 well I now know you're lame enough to do something like that! The Fonz never wielded dual shades!
- 12:41:53: @demios101 no, you're thinking of condoms
- 12:44:20: @demios101 maybe I was thinking rufies. Rufies in his jacket.
- 12:48:28: @demios101 he gave them to the ladies AFTER they consented so they wouldn't die from the pain when he penetrated them
- 12:52:50: @demios101 so now we solved THAT mystery. We also have all realized dual shades are uncool
- 12:55:10: @demios101 not to me, but the inscrutable law of The Fonz.
- 12:56:56: @demios101 which is why I'll never be cool. I'll just have to settle for being awesome.
- 20:18:21: @demios101 huh?
- 21:10:30: @demios101 SUPER JEW! AWAY!
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- 08:34:25: Its nice to look in the mirror in the morning to see your body nearing your ideal of perfection.
- 16:07:01: OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY! No More Heroes 2 is at the end of production!
- 21:19:29: @demios101 what's wrong punkin?
- 22:42:28: @demios101 what time should we arrive tomorrow?
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- 13:06:44: @demios101 someone has a case of the mondays!
- 13:08:17: 4 day weekend starts now!
- 15:11:38: @demios101 damn. Then not only will i never become a man, i'm also a pussy? i just can't seem to win these days.
- 16:25:24: @demios101 At least I have chicken.
- 16:31:15: @demios101 besides, when i rip your hand off i can wish to be a REAL MAN!
- 16:39:05: @demios101 I HATE YOU! :runs off, sobbing like a jilted lover:
- 16:46:27: Drinking a cold soda and finding it less than satisfying. Panera has ruined all other food for me.
- 16:51:11: @demios101 That does it! Where's my bottle of Centrum? I'm ending it all! my heart is black and beats no more!
- 17:02:24: A small boy is staring at me as I wait in my car. Does he know my terrible secrets?
- 17:13:09: MEIN GOTT! I just realised i have little more than a week to train for the Punch Out!! tournament.
- 20:42:37: @catsarefriends possibly. I have love children everywhere. Tell Skylar daddy says hi.
- 23:22:45: Damn you ArcSys for making me buy Accent Core Plus! soundtrack and story mode was too tempting!
- 23:26:37: @demios101 When?
- 23:29:07: @demios101 I'll see what Robyn wants to do.
- 23:31:50: @demios101 would it be safe to say "EEERBAHN D'CLUH GETEHY!"?
- 23:43:07: @demios101 if week go should i bring anything?
- 23:46:54: @demios101 very well.
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- 04:42:40: ugh...could I want to go to work any less right now? No, Twitter. No, I could not.
- 08:21:03: @demios101 While I think you'd enjoy the structure of military life, this place has none of that. Falters has more direction. And candy.
- 08:27:18: Somehow, this week haws ended up being very satisfying. It isn't even over yet. Fuck. This means something horrible will happen to me.
- 08:27:46: HAS ended up. See?! A typo! I fucking KNEW it was too good to be true!
- 16:56:07: Created a new office game called "U Got Webbed Ho!"
- 17:00:58: It involves slapping people in the face or on the head with any foamy or slimy stuff laying around and screaming U Got Webbed Ho!
- 17:02:55: Shaving cream or lotion work the best
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- 08:23:35: Another day, another mind numbing hell.
- 09:34:40: Good news today. Very good news. AWWWWWWW YEAHR!
- 15:25:52: Sat through the most boring briefs ever. Missed martial arts as a result. How will the Dark Hadou ever envelope me if I miss class?
- 15:26:32: At least I wasn't sitting IN boring briefs, I guess...
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- 13:17:13: @JhonenV Drat. i'm only six foot five.
- 15:35:05: @theyesko Awwwww, hamburgers. Whassamatta?
- 15:36:58: @demios101 Awesome. I put together a book case.
- 15:39:42: @demios101 Man...I wish I had. I guess I'll NEVER become a man.
- 15:46:05: @demios101 I've actually decided to lay off of that for a while. Started giving me a sickening caffeine addiction and hear palpatations.
- 15:46:52: @demios101 HEART palpatations. Besides, I'm not yet ready to use my full power. Not until I'VE TAKEN YOUR HAND!
- 15:51:10: @demios101 The heart conditions weren't so bad. The excruciating migraines from caffeine withdrawl were pretty much awful though.
- 16:29:08: Sweet deal: http://bit.ly/11uR0h
- 17:24:23: @demios101 nope. And now i won't have to pay a ton for the game. Unless we get screwed out of characters.
- 20:24:01: @demios101 dude. I'm a collector! Hokuto no Ken for the PS2, remember?
- 20:25:40: bought a new duffel bag at Target. Cashier asked me if I wanted a bag for my bag. Bitch got Sho Ryu Ken'd.
- 20:58:30: @demios101 I thought of going for a RISING TACKLE! but that's for special occasions.
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- 18:59:34: Playing Samurai Shodown 6 on the Wii makes forking over the cash for the gay ass "classic" controller worth while.
- 19:18:48: The only bad thing about new game purchases? having to organize my game/dvd shelf all over again.
- 20:03:08: Beavis and Butthead: chicken soup for the soul.
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- 11:06:12: Waiting in a very slow line at Mr Tire. Slow lines will be my undoing.
- 12:08:24: Just saw 2 disturbing things at Wal~Mart: the sale of cooked bacon and old guy with popped collared shirt
- 16:26:30: Thnx nintendo for making me have to buy your stupid ass "classic" controller just to play one game.
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- 14:49:13: Got the jump on martial arts instructor. I've been backfisted and have but 10 seconds to live.
- 15:07:51: Managed to reverse the effects of the deathblow ala Jagi. Now I just needs me an iron mask and 7 scars.
- 19:51:09: @demios101 sweet deal.
- 19:53:56: Playing Breath of Fire 4
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- 08:02:09: @demios101 get well... LIKE A BAUS!
- 08:03:06: @catsarefriends that's how I treat all my bitchez.
- 11:24:40: Waiting in world's slowest sub line. Seriously. Lindberg baby is waiting on a BLT.
- 11:31:25: Guy making subs reminds me of the slow food episode of reboot
- 13:05:51: Oh, Mr Pibb. You've saved the day from Gene Simmons rendering Dr Pepper unsavory to me. You truly are my silver medal.
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- 07:56:30: @demios101 DAMN! I leave the blog-o-sphere to have a life, and everything goes to hell?!
- 08:44:59: @catsarefriends I SAID I was SORRY! JEEZUS!
- 14:31:33: Waiting for martial arts instructor to show up. Maybe he's already here, waiting to attack.
- 14:35:48: Just immolated my surroundings. If he's hiding, he will BURN!
- 17:35:19: @demios101 so you said no...LIKE A BOSS!
- 17:38:41: Pyromania has failed me for the first time. Instructor was just late.
- 19:07:02: Incidentally martial arts class is cancelled tomorrow. Something about irreperable fire damage to the dojo
- 20:41:18: @demios101 all I can say is this is why I never bothered with online gaming.
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- 08:23:17: You know talk like a pirate day, right guys? Well I want to make today talk like an internet idiot day! Let's make this a real trend?
- 08:24:21: #talklikeaninternetidiot FINAL FANTASY IS THE BEST RPG SERIES EVAR BECAUSE SEPHI IS MUH BISHIE!
- 08:35:28: @catsarefriends you're A Gay.
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- 02:32:32: Fuck. I remember the good old days when there was good TV on late at night.
- 02:35:17: The State, MTV Oddities, Beavis and Butthead, and anything on Comedy Central.
- 02:42:20: Now my choices are murder she wrote, jerry springer, and wrestling. The last two used to be good options. Sigh.
- 02:44:58: Never thought i'd long for the days of midget wrestling and fake devil worshippers
- 08:26:42: Today's to do: haircut, oil change, cleaning, and buy new vacuum filter
- 08:28:07: @demios101 you should get some panera. Delicious!
- 10:30:28: Panera has delicious frozen coffee drinks, but their straws make it impossible to look straight whilst drinking.
- 22:09:45: @catsarefriends the Panera straws are pretty huge. That's what makes it look not manly. Freudian!
- 22:16:27: Shaved our dog and cat, but not entirely. Just random patches missing. They're happy.
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- 02:24:20: @demios101 totally worth doing again.
- 10:52:38: Gah! i've slept my day away!
- 17:35:59: Watching Tool Academy. God bless America for shows like this.
- 18:04:10: Nothing is more funny than a fat girl crying.
- 18:06:25: In America
- 18:35:19: "What's up now, bro?!"
- 19:57:40: Done with Tool Academy marathon. My dog's bladder heaves a sigh of relief. And urine.
- 20:03:19: Forgot to mention the Star Trek movie. It was pretty good. Seeing it with @DJPhalluz and @demios101 made it better.
- 20:09:44: Shock! Tool Academy reunion show!
- 20:18:59: Someone just said "bust a move" in earnest. Brilliant!
- 20:23:55: @demios101 totally bringing Centrum to Otakon for just that reason.
- 21:16:54: @demios101 still wish they would've put in the fight music. "DUN DUN DUUUN DUUUN DUUUN!"
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- 08:33:21: Today is the day I'm made to go see Star Trek with @DJPhalluz and maybe @demios101
- 08:34:53: Random quotes again! Intermediate level!
- 08:35:05: "How about some scat, you little twat?"
- 09:08:17: I miss Rhode Island. What the fuck?
- 13:23:22: @demios101 and this is why you should have cut your lawn with a spear while playing a didgeridoo!
- 16:35:13: @demios101 Oh fuck. And me without my BORG outfit lololololol. Shoot me.
- 16:41:36: Time to buy a new filter for the vaccuum. Adventure?!
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- 07:42:34: @JhonenV Forgot to mention my occupation. I'm in the military. Useful for being an ice cream man in the new world.
- 08:11:32: I need the weekend like little Jimmy needs this liver that I'm dangling over his, frail, jaundiced body.
- 09:16:41: Too many commas in that last post. Too bad.
- 09:17:04: @demios101 "Sweet Prince"? LMAO
- 13:19:46: Back from the gym. Tested arm-ripping abilities on an oak tree. THE TREE FELL DOWN ON ME. I can almost taste my facial hair...
- 15:12:19: No. Wait. That's tree bark.
- 15:50:46: This whole tree thing is beginning to become a problem. How will I enjoy snacks from under a tree?!
- 19:11:49: @demios101 maybe me? i'll see what robyn wants to do.
- 21:17:47: @catsarefriends Just look at my Twitter or livejournal
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- 05:59:50: @JhonenV other acceptable LotR puns: Dildo Baggins, Douche Baggins, Homo Baggins...I could go on.
- 08:22:11: Marines showing up to work whenever they want. Then they back-talk. I'm ready to start a grss roots campaign to bring back hazing. Join me!
- 08:23:06: Paper work just doesn't cut it anymore. ONLY FISTS PREVAIL IN THIS TURBULENT WORLD!
- 09:48:40: 45 minutes until chest/triceps work out. My goal with this: to have hugs powerful enough to BLOT OUT THE SUN.
- 12:42:23: It was a mistake trying to hug the sun to death so soon after my workout. Singed chest hair is not a good smell, guys.
- 13:49:16: "Now I'm treating water and waste at night." Best lyric to put into a song about unrequited love.
- 13:49:43: No, it ISN'T a song by GWAR.
- 14:25:22: Changed my user name to something a little more original. But not really.
- 14:28:05: I am aware of incorrect spelling of pharaoh. But "pharaohwizard" was already taken. So was discogranny. I am so sad.
- 15:29:52: False alarm. I changed it back. I missed you, old friend.
- 17:25:46: @demios101 i wanted that name so bad. To be a doper person
- 17:28:08: Listening to the band sloppy seconds. Queen of outer space is so catchy! recommended!
- 18:58:57: @demios101 next you'll be making fun of tomato sandwiches, right? racist!
- 20:44:09: Fall of Cthulhu is pretty decent so far. Slightly reminded of Sandman.
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