THE BAGEL HEAD FAD?! http://www.rantrave.com/Rave/New-Bagel-Head-Fad-Is-Crazy.aspx

What the hell, Japan! WHAT. THE HELL?!

I hate it when people snub something for years, then jump on the bandwagon years later like they know more than the people who truly enjoy something. Arrogance is no substitute for knowledge.

This is the gayest thing you'll ever see people gripe about. Seriously. There are animals being skinned alive in China because of the fur trade, not to mention other atrocious acts commited against animals, and these fucking pansy hippy fucks are whining over trees? TREES?! I understand how important plant life is to our survival, but the day I'm screaming and crying because there are a few that MIGHT die is the day you can send me to the loony bin. Give me a fucking break. THIS is yet another prime example of why people make me sick to my stomach. They want to make themselves feel important by taking up a cause, but they don't want to pick a cause that could get them hurt or make them step out of their comfortable homes for more than one weekend. So what do they do? They go scream at trees for a few hours, and picket outside of a factory. Then they go home, feeling that being idiots has somehow made our world a better place. For trees.

 

The moon, stars, galaxies, clovers, and pots of gold have aligned, enabling my amorphous clay-like molecules to take shape of a normal human, trudge out of my crack in the tectonic plates of the Pacific Ocean, and go out to a rock show once more. My disappointment in the music scene is even greater than it has ever been. But, as usual I also didn't have a horrible time. However, now is the time for me to pass judgement on the stupid who ruin my concert going experience.

I'll start off by saying that I don't know where this epileptic version of slam dancing came from, but stop please. I don't regularly attend a martial arts school where blocking fists, knees, heads, and feet are necessary anymore. I touched on this when I posted about Sounds of the Underground 2006, but it bears repeating.

I would also like to say this to my female readers: I commend your tenacity for entering a mosh pit, I really do. HOWEVER, if you can't hold your own against a guy who is only about 180 lbs, please get out of the pit. If you can't stand your own ground in a crowd to avoid being thrown involuntarily into a mosh, please get out of the pit. Don't rely on bigger guys or stronger chicks to protect you. At this point you've become an inconvenience to everyone around you, and will probably get yourself, and the dude who trips over you, hurt. And if you are (or look like you are) ten years old, stay away from the mosh pit. You're probably out past your bedtime, and you should haveknown that Raffi concerts don't have mosh pits. You're obviously in the wrong venue. P.S., if you can't mosh a guy who outweighs you by 50 lbs don't try to mosh me. It's just sad when all I have to do is take a small step forward to knock you down hard.

To all idiots who like to start mosh pits in areas other than the pit itself: stop it. You're not a rebel, you're not "hardcore", and you're just pissing dudes like me off. Admittedly, I get angry fairly easily (as anyone who reads this journal could tell you), but I really try to keep that in check when I'm in that kind of environment. I try to be understanding of the sad, filthy throng of people who come to concerts to let loose because they have nothing else in their pathetic lives to keep them happy. But when someone like me, who stays in the pit for a really long time, gets out of the pit it's because they don't want to fucking be there anymore. And just because you're three feet tall doesn't mean I won't beat the crap out of you for acting like a god damn fool. If you want to mosh, get in the mosh pit.

To people who do drugs: fucking pregame, like people who drink. Don't fucking smoke weed at the concert. What the fuck? This isn't the '60's, man. Not everyone enjoys the smell of pot, because not everyone smokes it, you dildo. I don't have anything against people who smoke pot. I have friends who do. There's a time and a place for that though, and a concert isn't it. Be considerate of the people around you.

Now last, but certainly not the least, I will address those bands that are the headlining bands at shows. If you are the main attraction at a show, do not suck! People paid good money to see you play. They did NOT come to see a lead singer whose voice was not only drowned out by the band, but apparently can't sing and play his guitar at the same time either! Tim Armstrong of Rancid, I'm looking at you. You guys are hardly spring chickens, but for christ's sake you could at least try. GWAR has been playing longer than you guys, and they still give a great show. What's your excuse? Are you still sad because Brody left you? No, I DON'T care if you can smirk and point while you sing. What's that, you say? No, pointing in different directions isn't doing it for me either. I didn't pay to see you smirk. I paid to see you rock, bitch! THAT'S why I left your show after the fourth song. Yeah, I know you're not reading this, but eff you anyway you hack.

Well guys, that's all the anger I have for now. Keep it tuned in here for the next big thing to irk me.

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Proof that Darwinism is not real.

 A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.

Top score, morons...

The motion to kick a Marine recruiting station out of Berkely, CA may be kind of old news, but I just came across this interview done by The Daily Show's Rob Riggle, a former Marine. This just about sums the whole thing up. Definitely worth watching.

Another great fucking day for Marines. Some fucking moron decided it would be cool to fucking throw puppies while on patrol in Iraq, consequently killing them. Not only that, but he POSTED IT ON YOUTUBE. I'm not hosting the video in my blog because it's fucking disgusting to me, but if you don't believe me you can check for yourself, or just wait until CNN talks about it. I swear to god, this is the first year I've really regretted being in the Marine Corps. All the bullshit that's happened recently is just too embarassing.

 http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/16/marine.friend/index.html 

I don't know how much of this story you good folk out there in LJ land know, but this guy is a 0121. He's an admin clerk. This is what we refer to in the Marine Corps as a POG (Person other than Grunt). This means that he is not the next Jason fucking Bourne! Yes, he murdered another human being. Yes, he's probably off his fucking rocker. However, he is NOT MacGuyver. 

This is why I hate people misinterpreting Marines in the public eye. Two weeks ago, a Petty Officer First Class in the Navy got busted by Perverted Justice! HE WAS TRYING TO FUCK WHO HE THOUGHT TO BE A 14 YEAR OLD! Let me know if you heard about that one. Don't worry. I'll wait. Do people do around bad mouthing sailors, saying that they're all child molesters now? NO! But I bet that anytime someone mentions that they're a Marine now, they'll have to hear some smart ass comment like, "Oh watch out! He'll rape you then cut your throat and set you on t3h fyrez! HURRRRRRR!"

Bullshit.

And now we're all trained killers. Folks, if you're not an ifantry man or recon, you're not trained to kill with anything other than a rifle. God. Damn.

Once upon a time, there was a dumb limey, who wanted children to be mind-numbingly cheerful...

You see, I'm not even worried about the effect this will have on the children, because that'll go one of two ways:

1. (My personal favorite) They'll realize that they've been lied to at a point in their lives, and when their illusions come crashing down around them, we'll have a generation of cynical, bitter people ready to make some real change in this world. That, or psychopathic murderers. Either would be amusing to watch from my point of view.

2. We'll have a generation of morons who have been so immersed with the trite shoveled into their brains, that their delusion will be inpregnable, and they'll live out their lives in some sort of la-la land.

(There's also secret option 3, where the two outcomes blend together, and cause society to somehow degenerate even further into its own quagmire of endless idiocy.)

But what really concerns me are the actions of these women. I know book burning has, unfortunately, been a practice that has not gone away. That being said, does anyone else get the feeling that this is the foreshadowing for the dawn of some fascist, smiley face army, where everyone must pretend all is right and good with the world, or else?

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) -- "Transformers" director Michael Bay is reviving the "Friday the 13th" franchise through his low-budget production company. The remake of the original 1980 horror classic, which turned the villainous Jason into a cultural icon, is being produced for New Line Cinema by Bay's Platinum Dunes banner. Platinum Dunes was also behind the revival of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Hitcher." In the original "Friday the 13th," the serial killer made only a brief appearance in the final frames and never killed anyone. Jason didn't even don the famous mask until the third movie. The remake, however, will focus on Jason -- who will wear the mask and kill -- and keep the famous setting of Crystal Lake. Damian Shannon and Mark Swift will write the script. They wrote 2003's "Freddy vs. Jason," the killer's last big-screen appearance. That film grossed more than $82 million domestically.


WHAT. THE. HELL?!

Discuss.

Otakukin: Really anime characters trapped in our world, or lame ass yahoos that need to lay off the Pocky?

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An actual comment taken from this blog! XD

...I believe it because I can't escape it. Memories, nightmares. Its not some walk in the aprk. The first time I saw the second series of Digimon, I stopped, and stared. Something was WRONG. And it was probably with me. I knew what was going to happen, knew all the charcters.

I have nightmares of sins that weren't commited in this life, and miss friends that I'll probably enver see again. But I can't shut out who I was, and who I am, much as I'd like to. It just keeps coming back. And maybe shouting about how I'm proud of who I am, to people who hate me and thinking I'm crazy, will make me feel just a little bit better.

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Banned banned banned baaaaanned

You're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaned

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Also posted in a few other communities, such as lol_internetz, my own community for those of you who didn't know. You should check it out. /shameless plug

I decided to make the effort to'understand' what doomrater's 'point' is. So I did some digging around, and now I think I have a statement prepared that sums it all up perfectly.

Gee golly, mister Troll man, you sure are a wise one. What, with your spelling errors, grammar errors, and your new found obsession with myself, Manic, and Chouhanwei, I don't see how I could have been so blind to your perfect truth.

But there's just one small problem with it all. I can't get past all of your backpeddling, circletalk to understand what point you're trying to make (other than you have an unhealthy obsession with men). Do you just need a friend, but are so socially inept, that this is your way of saying "Hey buddy. Can you look past my baby, furry, and stalker fetishes so we can sit down over a nice, hot cup of international coffee?" Of course this isn't the case though, right? You'll say how you have plenty of friends, and how I still 'don't understand'.

Well my pointy-headed friend, I do understand pretty well. You're just another product of the internet. I see guys like you all the time. You're no one in the real world, so you deify yourself online through gaming and trolling, going so far as to see yourself as a savior to the ignorant. Yes, I looked at your logical_holes profile, and all I could do was laugh. Can I ask you a genuine question? Do people like you realize how fucked in the head you are? You know, one day you're masturbating through your pissy diaper to a My Little Pony coloring book, and you think to yourself, man...I have ISSUES!

And I know you'll read this, just like you've been reading all my entries, and Manic's, and Chouhanwei's, yet claim you don't troll us. I know you won't stop, and I'm certain you'll leave a holier than thou comment in this post. So go ahead, because I could use the laugh. Have a nice day ^_^