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enemy, thy name is...tostitos and salsa?

  • Oct. 20th, 2007 at 6:46 AM
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Ugh...weird nightmares all damn night. Not one single dream was good. Maybe that's what happens when you eat chips and salsa, then immediately pass out.

Dream 1: I was at that house of horror thing josh_kakashi wrote about in his LJ, but it was all real, and the monsters were trying to steal my soul so they could escape into the real world. I finally escaped the park, and found out that none of that had happened to anyone else.

That sort of bled over into dream 2, which starred Freddy Kreuger in a non-stop attempt to kill me and my in-laws. So to try and beat him I started walking for miles to some building, but I was half asleep, so he kept attacking me while I was sleep walking. I stopped into a gas station and bought a crap load of energy supplements and caffeinated drinks to stay completely awake.

I made it to whatever building I have to make it to, and then the last dream started, but it wasn't about me. I was dreaming in Japanese. Apparently the dream was about some sort of evil that had destroyed a town in Japan (but the town didn't look Japanese at all). There were three orphaned teens, two girls and a guy. I saw everything from one of the girls perspectives. I think they were lesbians. Anyway, the one girl had some kind of whistle that would tell her clues about her mother's murder, and tell other people parts of their future, but it was always bad. The evil spirit would break into the orphan's homes disguised as one of their parents, and try to kill them. It was eerie as hell.

Then I woke up for real. Worst night's sleep in a long time.

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The weirdest dreams...

  • Dec. 9th, 2006 at 8:29 AM
From the Earth he crawled...
In one dream, [info]janegray and [info]luminous_manic showed up at my arcade to chill and play games. [info]janegray even brought her boyfriend, which is super weird to me, because I don't know what either of them look like. But good times were had by all, even though in my dream I was working when they came in.

Then I had another dream where I was helping Jackie Chan and Grandpa Chan, from the cartoon show, fight a cyborg, who was killing everything. That one ended in us finding a solution in a Jetson's manga (yes, The Jetsons. Wtf?), and time traveling to stop the cyborg's creation.

The final dream was the one I woke up from. A Master Sergeant that works on base called me, and asked me to run three marathons: one running from Rhode Island down to Virginia, the other from DC to Florida, then from Florida to North Carolina. So yeah, no more chicken before bed, I guess.

On another note, the arcade job continues to rock, and there's already talk of making me a supervisor. I go home for Christmas on the 20th, and it looks like I won't be seeing GWAR because it's during a work day. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!

Breakfast time!

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From the Earth he crawled...
Thanksgiving was okay. I didn't spend it with my family, which is always a plus since I always feel terribly uneasy around all of them. I drove out to another part of Rhode Island with two Marines that I'm in charge of on weekends and holidays, and had Thanksgiving with a Sergeant that I work for. It was good times. Getting home was an adventure since it was a downpour the whole way. That, and I got lost because I had the bright idea of trying to find the local mall before we went home. After being lost for roughly an hour and a half, I found the right way home, and went to bed early again.

I woke up at 0530 because of a crazy dream I had about a bee landing on my eye. What kind of dream is that?! Who dreams about bees?! At least it was less intense than the dream I had the night before. In that dreams defense, it was about Ash from Evil Dead and Army of Darkness accidentally resurrecting a zombie overlord-type dealy in the basement of my old house.

Zombies are always cool. Cooler than ninjas, I would dare say. Hey! Someone should a movie about zombie ninjas! Or ninjas that fight zombies. Oh man....that would rock so hard.

But I digress from my rant about awesome undead ninjas and the like to continue my rant about my crappy morning. So I go to get a shower and no hot water. I still can't sleep, and I still have no idea what I should do with my day since anyone worth spending this day with is in another state or country.

Happy November 24th to me!