You'll never forgive yourself if you don't see this.
 

Read aloud, in Spanish, instructions for proper use of condoms. Be sure to actually read it with correct pronunciation and accent.

Point out the disgusting and disfiguring pictures in a pamphlet on lyme disease.

Read aloud from the book of common STD's, and be sure to show everyone the pictures of the sores indicative of the disease(s) you're reading about.

Make plans with someone you know in front of complete strangers that involve doctoring a photo to make someone else look like La Chupacabra.

Yes, I did all of these things today. And it was hilarious. I was told that my reading of condom instructions in Spanish was stuff made of nightmares.

Here it is. The goth's answer to myspace: http://www.findagoth.com/

Also posted in a few other communities, such as lol_internetz, my own community for those of you who didn't know. You should check it out. /shameless plug

I decided to make the effort to'understand' what doomrater's 'point' is. So I did some digging around, and now I think I have a statement prepared that sums it all up perfectly.

Gee golly, mister Troll man, you sure are a wise one. What, with your spelling errors, grammar errors, and your new found obsession with myself, Manic, and Chouhanwei, I don't see how I could have been so blind to your perfect truth.

But there's just one small problem with it all. I can't get past all of your backpeddling, circletalk to understand what point you're trying to make (other than you have an unhealthy obsession with men). Do you just need a friend, but are so socially inept, that this is your way of saying "Hey buddy. Can you look past my baby, furry, and stalker fetishes so we can sit down over a nice, hot cup of international coffee?" Of course this isn't the case though, right? You'll say how you have plenty of friends, and how I still 'don't understand'.

Well my pointy-headed friend, I do understand pretty well. You're just another product of the internet. I see guys like you all the time. You're no one in the real world, so you deify yourself online through gaming and trolling, going so far as to see yourself as a savior to the ignorant. Yes, I looked at your logical_holes profile, and all I could do was laugh. Can I ask you a genuine question? Do people like you realize how fucked in the head you are? You know, one day you're masturbating through your pissy diaper to a My Little Pony coloring book, and you think to yourself, man...I have ISSUES!

And I know you'll read this, just like you've been reading all my entries, and Manic's, and Chouhanwei's, yet claim you don't troll us. I know you won't stop, and I'm certain you'll leave a holier than thou comment in this post. So go ahead, because I could use the laugh. Have a nice day ^_^

Well guess who's trolling my LJ now? You guessed it XD http://azrael-mr.livejournal.com/63618.html?thread=743042#t743042

I love how serious the internetz is. ::rofflecopter::

noisrevni made this for me: http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=814760ef4b06f74c4888f46G06121800

Apparently if I were an elf, I could dance like nobody's business. XD

Everyone knows about Kramer getting booed for his little 'incident'. Well this happened for Mr Richards got his fifteen minutes: http://www.nothingtoxic.com/uploads/e571abec92a94f4941ca5444696b6c97.wmv