July 11th, 2009
- 07:52:58: @KentAllard I meant that the owner of that Twitter account is not the late Mr. Kaufman. I enjoy busting his chops, but it's all in good fun.
- 07:56:39: @KentAllard Short exhuming the body and testing the DNA, I can't provide hard evidence. But can you show me evidence he IS Kaufman?
- 07:58:58: Actually, a quick search online showed me something interesting. I'll DM you.
- 08:01:45: @DJPhalluz Your dreams are telling you something: YOU WANT TO BE AT WORK OOOOOOOOO
- 08:08:20: Rt this to let the REAL Andy kaufman rest in peace: http://bit.ly/YaFK2
- 08:08:43: Don't worry. It's work safe.
- 08:20:41: @DJPhalluz But if you call out, how else will you feed your crippling Tim Tam habit? You won't be able to order any.
- 08:40:10: New beauty fad in Japan: BAGEL HEADS http://bit.ly/CUFyi
All I can say is WTF?! - 08:57:14: @DJPhalluz Oy. You sure you don't want me to go to the mall with you one morning? we both have off on Thursday.
- 09:02:53: @DJPhalluz Why is he scared of me already?
- 09:04:26: I love the not-so-obvious shunning I get at work for being white. Anyone who tells you racism in the military is gone is a liar.
- 09:06:53: @DJPhalluz Hehe. Nice. I think your phone didn't receive my other update. Why is John already scared of me?
- 09:09:31: @KentAllard upon googling the title, yes. I did see that movie when I was younger, but couldn't remember the title. I LOVED it.
- 09:10:35: Thanks to @KentAllard for reminding me of what I thought to be one of the funniest movies ever: Falling Down.
- 09:11:38: @DJPhalluz That's hilarious.Now imagine his fear if he actually MET me.
- 09:12:58: @KentAllard I saw it for the first time when I was about 7 or 8. I saw it again later, and still loved it. Now I need to buy it.
- 09:14:15: @KentAllard ever see Gross Point Blank?
- 09:15:06: @KentAllard Him going berserk over the smallest things. I have a messed up sense of humor.
- 09:39:48: Today is Tesla's birthday, according to Google. @HowardLovecraft is probably celevrating with Nyarlethotep and the gang.
- 09:39:57: CELEBRATING
- 09:40:09: Damn Cthulhu hands...
- 09:51:53: @KentAllard With it. Definitely with it.
- 09:53:24: @KentAllard Never saw either one of those movie. Thought about seeing the Malkovitch movie, never heard of Miami Blues, though.
- 10:00:58: @KentAllard Then maybe you'll like Six-String Samurai, if you haven't already seen it.
- 10:05:41: @KentAllard OWN Bubba Hotep! Six-String has a lot of funny quotes in it as well. E.g. "Only one man can KILL this many Russians..."
- 10:53:17: @KentAllard And a hush falls over the crowd...
- 13:00:06: @HowardLovecraft It's okay, Howard. We still think you're neat.
- 13:56:25: @HowardLovecraft If it makes you feel better @nictesla spelled his own name wrong!
- 14:03:42: @NicTesla You spelled your own name wrong. "Nikola", not "Nikolai"
- 14:15:04: @HowardLovecraft I think Yog-Sothoth is behind the dark business of these "typos"
- 20:49:54: @demios101 If I were the praying kind I might. Take these two Pendants of Life instead.
- 20:50:48: @HowardLovecraft I know how feel. Those Renaissance festivals can be really annoying.
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