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- 14:31:08: @demios101 Okay, I'll take you back.
- 21:08:38: @HowardLovecraft Well I'll be Dagon'd. Get it? Like "Dog gone" or however it's typed, only it's DAGON? Eh? EH? Oh, forget it.
- 21:11:37: @NicTesla A queer necromancer known as Steve Jobs.
- 21:28:20: @HowardLovecraft Then the gent who made this website is going to get his cosmic comeuppence (aliiteration, eh?): http://lolthulhu.com/
- 21:49:59: Finally beat Final Fantasy 1 on Normal (Hard) mode today. Now I'll never touch that fucking frustrating game again.
- 21:56:21: @HowardLovecraft In some cultures that's considered arousing. He may enjoy it, should he come from the orient.
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- 08:33:05: @KentAllard Oh god, man. I saw that video when I was 16. I was depressed for the rest of the day.
- 08:36:42: @DanHibiki The poor guy has giant hands and feet. I'd bee catatonc too if I were a mutant.
- 08:43:59: @HowardLovecraft Sleepwalking, along with night terrors, are the most hilarious sleeping disorders.
- 08:46:43: It just dawned on my how Guilty Gear 1's Chipp Zanuff design looks exactly like Billy Idol. Coincidence?
- 12:00:01: @demios101 You're gay. They're just wasps. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HIVES I DESTROYED IN RI?! THREE AT ONCE! NO PROTECTION EITHER!
- 12:03:44: I hereby decree that anyone who wears a bath robe to fight insects is NOT MANLY!
- 12:57:22: @demios101 All I heard from that was "BLOO BLOO BLOO! I'M RAY AND I'M A GIRL WHO'S SCARED OF BUGS! BLEE BLOO BLAH BLEE!"
- 13:06:48: @HowardLovecraft You're not writing lyrics for AFI, are you Howard?
- 19:07:58: @demios101 It took you an hour to come up with that? You're losing your touch, Re Re.
- 19:12:10: @HowardLovecraft Sorry, Howard. I just call it like I see it. You've always had a touch for the melodrama and so does Davy Havoc.
- 19:43:37: Apparently Friday @ 7:30 near the fountain at Otakon, Cthulhu and Bioandroid Cell will wreak havoc. Break dancing chaos?
- 20:41:20: @demios101 Twitter's been bad about sending updates to my phone as well. It's heresy!
- 20:46:44: @HowardLovecraft I'll concede that point, good sir. I'll try not to be too harsh a judge of your Cthonic prose.
- 21:01:03: @demios101 Umm...bust a move? Wang chung tonight? Try to take over the world?
- 23:37:21: @HowardLovecraft Don't feel too bad, Howard. Your COMPLETE work isn't available in any one tome or domain. Thank Azathoth!
- 23:45:05: @Johnny_C Next time try bringing them flan. Who doesn't love flan?!
- 23:49:41: @martyfnday When you were bitten by a radioactive AV nerd?
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- 07:52:58: @KentAllard I meant that the owner of that Twitter account is not the late Mr. Kaufman. I enjoy busting his chops, but it's all in good fun.
- 07:56:39: @KentAllard Short exhuming the body and testing the DNA, I can't provide hard evidence. But can you show me evidence he IS Kaufman?
- 07:58:58: Actually, a quick search online showed me something interesting. I'll DM you.
- 08:01:45: @DJPhalluz Your dreams are telling you something: YOU WANT TO BE AT WORK OOOOOOOOO
- 08:08:20: Rt this to let the REAL Andy kaufman rest in peace: http://bit.ly/YaFK2
- 08:08:43: Don't worry. It's work safe.
- 08:20:41: @DJPhalluz But if you call out, how else will you feed your crippling Tim Tam habit? You won't be able to order any.
- 08:40:10: New beauty fad in Japan: BAGEL HEADS http://bit.ly/CUFyi
All I can say is WTF?! - 08:57:14: @DJPhalluz Oy. You sure you don't want me to go to the mall with you one morning? we both have off on Thursday.
- 09:02:53: @DJPhalluz Why is he scared of me already?
- 09:04:26: I love the not-so-obvious shunning I get at work for being white. Anyone who tells you racism in the military is gone is a liar.
- 09:06:53: @DJPhalluz Hehe. Nice. I think your phone didn't receive my other update. Why is John already scared of me?
- 09:09:31: @KentAllard upon googling the title, yes. I did see that movie when I was younger, but couldn't remember the title. I LOVED it.
- 09:10:35: Thanks to @KentAllard for reminding me of what I thought to be one of the funniest movies ever: Falling Down.
- 09:11:38: @DJPhalluz That's hilarious.Now imagine his fear if he actually MET me.
- 09:12:58: @KentAllard I saw it for the first time when I was about 7 or 8. I saw it again later, and still loved it. Now I need to buy it.
- 09:14:15: @KentAllard ever see Gross Point Blank?
- 09:15:06: @KentAllard Him going berserk over the smallest things. I have a messed up sense of humor.
- 09:39:48: Today is Tesla's birthday, according to Google. @HowardLovecraft is probably celevrating with Nyarlethotep and the gang.
- 09:39:57: CELEBRATING
- 09:40:09: Damn Cthulhu hands...
- 09:51:53: @KentAllard With it. Definitely with it.
- 09:53:24: @KentAllard Never saw either one of those movie. Thought about seeing the Malkovitch movie, never heard of Miami Blues, though.
- 10:00:58: @KentAllard Then maybe you'll like Six-String Samurai, if you haven't already seen it.
- 10:05:41: @KentAllard OWN Bubba Hotep! Six-String has a lot of funny quotes in it as well. E.g. "Only one man can KILL this many Russians..."
- 10:53:17: @KentAllard And a hush falls over the crowd...
- 13:00:06: @HowardLovecraft It's okay, Howard. We still think you're neat.
- 13:56:25: @HowardLovecraft If it makes you feel better @nictesla spelled his own name wrong!
- 14:03:42: @NicTesla You spelled your own name wrong. "Nikola", not "Nikolai"
- 14:15:04: @HowardLovecraft I think Yog-Sothoth is behind the dark business of these "typos"
- 20:49:54: @demios101 If I were the praying kind I might. Take these two Pendants of Life instead.
- 20:50:48: @HowardLovecraft I know how feel. Those Renaissance festivals can be really annoying.
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What the hell, Japan! WHAT. THE HELL?!
- 08:21:23: @DJPhalluz If only I had that kind of sway at Panera, or that chili dog place by the house.
- 09:06:03: @DJPhalluz No, I don't need you trying to hyp-mo-tize the Panera people. They're lifeless and terrifying enough as it is.
- 09:26:59: Wow. longest bleep in history. He said "sperm dosen't belong in laboratory. It belongs in my testicles and spraying on Rachel Wiess' face"
- 09:27:39: That last Tweet brought to you by @BalSacJoD in regards to Oderus' interview on Red Eye last night/this morning.
- 09:29:41: @DJPhalluz Yes you do. You led those girls into talking about me until they realized we were together.
- 10:03:41: @HowardLovecraft Yes. Just bring a can of Raid.
- 12:27:09: @KentAllard You can see a couple of older interviews of Oderus on Red Eye. Just go to foxnews.com and search "Oderus"
- 12:29:56: @HowardLovecraft Are you talking about "nocturnal emissions"? Those are indeed very fierce.
- 12:34:37: @DJPhalluz it reall is. I trued the "High Voltage" stuff earlier. Tastes weird, but disturbingly filling.
- 12:37:24: For those of you who read my Twitter, I am getting into character of Cthulhu by typing like an ancient, giant chaos god. VERY BADLY. TYPOS!
- 12:47:08: I don't know WHY Cthulhu would type anything, but I feel if he did, he would make many typos. Giant hands.
- 15:21:39: @DJPhalluz Whoa. What happened now?
- 15:53:38: I'm so fucking tired. I haven't seriously/consistenly been to the gym in weeks now. Caught a glimpse of myself in the locker room. Gross.
- 15:54:46: I'm getting a nerd paunch. That's what I call it when I've spent too much time playing videogames instead of running.
- 15:58:55: Next week is time to get serious again in the gym. One could even say that "I NEED TO GET FOKED! SKROOOOONK!"
- 16:08:12: @DJPhalluz Well I'm glad you think so.
- 16:08:49: Damn it...Otakon is next week. I'll be too busy being a nerd to be at the gym. This is not my month. No, not at all.
- 21:35:37: @KentAllard I collect Superman comics that feature him being a complete dick on the cover. I have Superman vs Muhammed Ali as my crown jewel
- 21:37:13: RT @Andy_Kaufman_ is not andy kaufman
- 21:38:33: @KentAllard I have over 20 comics from around the same era. ALL OF THEM HILARIOUS. Check superdickery.com for funny covers. I have some.
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- 08:44:20: @DJPhalluz Ooo! What happened?
- 08:49:39: @DJPhalluz Looks like Gunther will finally have his chance with her. Unless Joey finally tells her he has feeling for her.
- 08:54:00: @DanHibiki You know it is, Mr hibiki! It cannot be classified under such strict mentoring labels.
- 08:54:59: @DJPhalluz BUT IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY BELONG TOGETHER!!
- 09:02:47: No word from supervisors about wanting me to pick a mentor today.
- 09:03:30: I don't think they would have liked my choices in mentors anyway. Maybe if I picked a dead guy they'd REALLY leave me alone.
- 09:06:38: Time to list the corpses I would rather have mentor me than co-workers!
- 09:08:43: Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, Rasputin, Raoh, Toki, Go Hibiki, Yoda, Jesus, The Channuka Zombie, Cliff Burton, Andy Warhol, Andy Kaufman.
- 09:18:44: @DJPhalluz A FAT KHAKI SQUIRREL!
- 09:23:16: @HowardLovecraft Those people are everywhere, Howard. We call them "douchebags". Defining characteristics are fake tans and tack tattoos.
- 09:31:58: @DJPhalluz That IS good. Did he go back to England for Emily, or did Chandler talk him out of it?
- 10:53:44: @DJPhalluz OH! IT SENT THAT ONE!
- 11:13:44: @DJPhalluz Maybe, but don't get your hopes up.
- 11:42:33: @DJPhalluz YOUR TWITTER POSTS FROM THIS MORNING ARE HERE! SOO-PRAHZ!
- 11:43:01: @TheNathanMcCoy It's hip to be square.- Andy Kaufman...or was that Huey Lewis?
- 11:48:56: @TheNathanMcCoy But you can be hip and not care about validation. Hip can be used to describe someone who doesn't care about being hip.
- 11:50:10: @TheNathanMcCoy e.g. "Man...Andy Kaufman sure was hip! Too bad @TheNathanMcCoy is trolling people in his name!"
- 11:54:10: @TheNathanMcCoy Well being irreverent is your strong point, apparently. So I guess you're right in saying that statement means nothing 2 you
- 11:55:30: @TheNathanMcCoy could learn a lesson from @HowardLovecraft: Pretending to be a dead celebrity on Twitter is just that. PRETEND.
- 12:18:49: @HowardLovecraft others include metal shards lodged into the tongue, lips, or upper brow, wearing scarves in the dead of summer, as well...
- 12:22:27: @HowardLovecraft ...as hyper-muscularity and an unquenchable need to enbibe strong spirits like vodka and carrying the bottle like a relic.
- 12:59:09: @TheNathanMcCoy EPIC LOL. I had no idea "mom" jokes were still used by people as valid comebacks!
- 13:32:26: @TheNathanMcCoy OOOO! Ya got me, dawg! You really ARE Andy Kaufman and my mom IS a whore! It all makes sense now!
- 13:33:14: @michaelianblack Anything less would have been uncivilized.
- 13:38:47: @michaelianblack That's what I was hoping.
- 13:44:17: @DJPhalluz Yeah. haven't seen updates from you in a bit. Technofear!
- 16:03:35: @TheNathanMcCoy LMAO! You're the greatest.
- 16:07:19: @rampler Eat your heart out, Augustus!
- 18:30:33: @demios101 Vanessa?
- 20:12:00: @JhonenV SlapChop 2: Rise of Shlomi
- 20:16:06: @alyankovic Not to sound rude, but you look a bit like Dio in this picture.
- 20:21:57: @HowardLovecraft So THAT'S why people where those tin foil hats...errr...."buttresses"
- 20:22:50: @leaute Your mom went well.
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- 11:04:45: @HowardLovecraft perhaps it was some Shuggoth burning the midnight oil?
- 11:05:31: @demios101 Nah. Cthulhu will come to Otakon!
- 11:07:32: OH MAN. @HowardLovecraft is following me on Twitter. Life just got a whole lot cooler!
- 11:11:07: @HowardLovecraft Howard, I believe this may be the beginning of a cosmically horrifying friendship.
- 11:20:23: Oh wait. Lovecraft is kind of xenophobe. Bummer.
- 11:28:44: @HowardLovecraft So long as you keep that blasted Randolph Carter and Charles Dexter Ward away from, that is. Those guys are weeeeird...
- 12:38:40: I was asked to pick a mentor at work today. I hope they don't expect me to pick someone I WORK with.
- 12:39:13: I could pick so many BETTER mentors that aren't even real peopl! Let's go down the list, shall we?
- 12:41:17: HnK: Raoh, Toki, Kenshiro. KoF: Iori, K', Kim Kaphwan, Terry Bogard. Misc: Cthulhu, Dan Hibiki, Zatoichi, Optimus Prime, The Grimmace.
- 12:52:29: I'm feeling tired. As if Zima guy has found the source of my true power (chicken) and is sapping away at its very core.
- 14:21:37: ATTENTION TWITTER: GREAT CTHULHU WILL ARISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF R'LYEH TO WREAK COSMIC CHAOS ON OTAKON. BEWARE.
- 14:24:57: Also, given the atmosphere in which Cthulhu will be engulfed, He may also be carrying an "I AM NOT A CHARACTER FROM A TENTACLE PR0N" sign.
- 16:10:30: Cell, the perfected BioAndroid, will be joining forces with Cthulhu. Will this amalgam of Anime and Sci-Fi horror undo Otakon's sanity(yes)?
- 19:00:00: @TheNathanMcCoy Now why you gotta go and troll people? You're just proving my point!
- 19:58:10: Just dug out the Cthulhu costume. OTAKON WILL QUAKE WITH FEAR!
- 19:59:41: @HowardLovecraft SERIOUSLY CAN'T YOU JUST LET MICHAEL JACKSON REST IN PEACE? Seriously, Howard...
- 20:01:57: @demios101 OH NO HE DI'INT!
- 20:13:08: @TheNathanMcCoy You were a better fake Andy Kaufman when you had the OTHER Twitter account. -Andy Kaufman...what that's who said it.
- 22:21:55: @HowardLovecraft Some say that he was once descended from the heart of Africa. In later years he took the guise of mulatto. But then...
- 22:22:51: @HowardLovecraft Then it was rumored he became a white woman. Secret whispers in dark corridors reveal that his face could be removed...
- 22:24:49: @HowardLovecraft Once removed, the naked grin of his arcane skull mocked what little sanity one might possess after seeing him masked.
- 22:28:37: Twitter is definitely not up for Lovecraftian descriptions of MJ in one fell post of 140 characters.
- 22:34:21: @HowardLovecraft You flatter me with such a compliment, good sir. Like you, I like to think I draw inspiration from the horrors of dreams.
- 22:35:32: #followfriday is crap. If you're a Lovecraft fan, follow @HowardLovecraft
- 22:42:22: @demios101 OH SNAP! AWWWWW DAYUM!
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- 00:03:08: Seriously. Why didn't someone lynch this fucker? http://bit.ly/fr1l9
- 00:04:13: Zomehow I can't zhake the urge that Zima guy is lurking in the zhadows, waiting to ztrike me down.
- 00:04:42: "Zomething different." What a fucking prick...
- 00:07:26: "ZIMA GUUUUUY!" I shout as I raise my fists in unbridled rage at the sight of empty Zima bottles litteringthe streets of my city.
- 00:08:42: The only audible answer to my anguish is the cold, early 90's, douchey laughter of an ass in a white hate: ZIMA GUY.
- 00:09:26: One day my vengeance upon you will be complete, Zima Guy. I swear it. I...Swear...IT....
- 00:11:03: For those of you who DON'T KNOW, I fight crime. Douchey crime. I am...THE WARRIOR. SHOOTING DOWN THE WALLS OF HEARTACHE! BANG BANG!
- 00:11:35: Christ. I have got to stop this late night Twittering.
- 09:11:35: I can't help but feel this is appropriate since Otakon is around the corner: http://www.questionablecontent.net/
- 10:48:05: Why are the kids running from the biker with the Flock of Seagulls haircut and Hitler 'stache in this movie? Sure, he's shooting at them...
- 10:48:22: BUT HE'S HILARIOUS!
- 11:39:23: @demios101 lost over ten minutes of my life watching that shit.
- 11:41:16: @demios101 A couple times. Pretty much only when he said "Devil May Run Up On A Nigga"
- 11:44:33: I hate that G4 refuses to acknowledge that the Japanese Mario Bros 2 ever happened.
- 11:46:03: @demios101 God. People getting trolled by that is a sad, sad thing.
- 11:47:53: @demios101 EXACTLY. Thank you. But the way G4 spins it is like this: OMG WE NEED TO PUSH A NEW MARIO GAME OUT FAST WHILE DIS SHIT IS HOT!
- 11:48:23: WE WILL SPRITE SWAP CHARACTERS FROM ANOTHER GAME TO MAKE DA MONEYS! OMG!
- 11:50:02: What really happened was Nintendo America was all, "DUDES THIS SHIT IS TOO HARD PPL WON'T PLAYZ IT!"
- 11:50:58: @demios101 I know that's what really happened. I was telling it from G4's skewed perspective.
- 11:53:49: @demios101 They're airing a Mario special right now, and I'm at home alone and bored, so I'm watching it.
- 11:54:15: It's like watching the history of the Native Americans as told by Andrew Jackson.
- 11:56:17: @demios101 All the G4 "hotties" are just weird looking to me. Is that all it takes for most nerds to find a chick hot? Vague game interest?
- 11:57:18: Seriously. Olivia Munn was voted hotter than Mila Kunis. REALLY?!
- 12:04:51: @demios101 Well she was ranked hotter than Mila Kunis. What is the criteria for this. "OMG SHE LIKES GAAAAMES ::orgasm::!!" Please, man...
- 12:09:24: @demios101 But you can't make sex while playing videogames! THIS IS A MAD WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE.
- 12:16:34: I'd like to say "I remember when G4 used to be cool" but I don't think I actually can remember such a time. Now Tech TV however...
- 12:19:02: @demios101 Your lack of faith in my taste waivered for a second? I find this somewhat disturbing.
- 12:21:18: YOUR FAITH IN MY TASTE
- 12:23:28: @demios101 My point was that I don't have bad taste.
- 12:25:25: @demios101 That's totally different. You know I enjoy collecting horrible things because they're horrible. Not because they're good!
- 12:28:16: @demios101 I ADMIT THAT WAS WHY I BOUGHT IT! BUT I WAS YOUNG AND NAIVE! I also realized when I read it how shitty it was.
- 12:29:23: It was the very first horrible thing I collected because it was horrible.
- 12:35:36: I need to get the passage from the Necronomicon that tells you how to create Shuggoths. I need a mindless, amorphous servant to vaccuum.
- 12:38:43: Sure, its acidic body and bulky form would probably destroy the house, but my floors would be so clean!
- 12:44:43: MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERRRRRRRKEEEERRRRR
- 13:47:34: Watching the sixth leprechaun movie. I don't know why.
- 13:54:16: God. This is like Moesha if it was a horror and not a sitcom.
- 14:01:35: What low-budget horro about an Irish mythical creature in the ghetto would be complete without a scared Jewish guy buying weed in the hood?
- 14:03:15: I never thought I'd say this, but I'd rather be sieging the dungeons in Final Fantasy right now.
- 14:34:48: @TheNathanMcCoy I'll start being impressed when MJ impersonators crop up in abundance.
- 14:42:31: Oh, Leprechaun, when will you learn to just kill the people who have your gold? They never want to just give it back to you.
- 14:47:55: @JhonenV I now have to practice eating maniacally.
- 14:51:45: You know if you're going to make six movie in a series, you could at least keep the continuity straight. NOT HARD TO DO.
- 14:52:34: You are stealing from Irish mythology, so it's kind of easy to keep your story straight. Wait...Why am I complaining about this?!
- 14:54:50: ...and now there's and honest-to-goodness witch in the movie. Of course.
- 15:21:22: @TheNathanMcCoy So has Elvis. OOOOOOH!
- 23:31:53: @demios101 This sounds juicy. What is this all about?
- 23:33:50: @TheNathanMcCoy I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. -Andy Kaufman...or was that Lady Gaga?
- 23:39:35: Thinking of reprising Cthlhu costume at Otakon. Any feedback on this, guys?
- 23:40:05: CTHULHU
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amused- 01:17:15: So tired but don't wanna sleep.
- 08:18:50: How lazy am I? I'm laying down and brushing my teeth.
- 19:26:00: @leaute i'm going to get him Battle Cat. Not the toy. AN ACTUAL BATTLE CAT!
- 19:46:40: Is it wrong of me to Enjoy Mr Big (the band)?
- 19:47:13: the "enjoy" should not have been capitalized.
- 20:07:17: @demios101 is being a queermo.
- 20:08:23: @demios101 is done being a queermo. For now.
- 20:10:14: @demios101 I already did. Hello? Where have you BEEN this past half hour?
- 20:11:55: @demios101 And you will continue to be a victim if you keep dressing like such a whore. You're just asking for it!
- 20:13:14: @demios101 Manly men don't get ass raped. So just relax all your muscles and it'll be over soon.
- 20:15:01: @demios101 Not even if you're raping people to Dido?
- 20:16:56: @demios101 You wouldn't stay so they could thank you for giving them the best day of their life...until they got raped?
- 20:21:36: @demios101 Where's the flare? The style?
- 20:22:29: @TheNathanMcCoy You clever guy you. Why did you delete your Andy Kaufman account?
- 20:23:21: @demios101 ART is serious, Ray. You could make a name for yourself amongst the raping community: THE PUSSY CROOK!
- 20:26:28: @demios101 Was that before or after we had that conversation after I overheard Steve rapping aboutg being the pussy crook at Falters?
- 20:30:10: @demios101 Yeah. We heard him rapping about it and cracked up because we both had this image of The Hamburglar but with like a vagina hat.
- 20:32:28: @demios101 We definitely had hilarious moments at Falters. One of the reasons why I didn't quit sooner.
- 20:41:55: @demios101 Thankfully. In regards to me working at Falters anyways. If we hung out more I have no doubt hilarity would ensue.
- 20:46:19: These Pepsi Rockband commercials are really crossing the line. I hate you Pepsi/Rockban/MTV.
- 20:54:11: @demios101 But alas, you have friends that hate me. And they were there first. I shall forever be...THE BAD FRIEND (..END...END...end..nd)
- 20:58:10: @demios101 I think you mean 'mo'. Unless you're insinuating you, Adam, and Ronnie are the Three Stooges and Ronnie is your leader.
- 21:26:08: @demios101 Fair enough. But I feel like that dynamic of your friendship is one of the reasons you and I don't hang out as much.
- 23:39:53: @TheNathanMcCoy Ah. Fair enough I guess.
- 23:40:29: What ever happened to that douchey guy in the Zima commercials, and why didn't it happen sooner?
- 23:43:56: @TheNathanMcCoy You could've just changed your account username instead of deleting it completely. You'd have kept your followers and all.
- 23:49:45: @TheNathanMcCoy Sort of an online tribute to Andy Kaufman's career, eh? Fake a Twitter death to escape your notorious reputation?
- 23:50:10: @TheNathanMcCoy At least that's what you'll say now, am I right? Hahahaha
- 23:53:13: Awww, shucks! I wasted my 666th update on something totally NOT SATANIC! I fail at blogging. =(
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- 09:19:44: @demios101 lol "yank"
- 15:48:20: @demios101 NO ONE REMEMBERS THIS SHOW BUT ME: http://bit.ly/184iiZ
DO YOU REMEMBER IT? - 15:50:38: @demios101 I miss the late 80's/early 90's...
- 20:07:02: If you're a good Jack Sparrow impersonator, this is a case in which you are both a winner AND A LOSER.
- 21:56:58: @demios101 the fuUUUCK
- 23:11:17: Eternal Darkness Sanity's Requiem: still an addicting game years later.
- 23:12:10: It's like playing through a Lovecraft horror. Only not racist or sexist!
- 23:13:21: Though I would die of laughter if Nintendo made a game that had a character call someone a negro or mongrel race.
- 23:18:09: GWAR Fans: follow Balsac Jaws of Death on Twitter http://twitter.com/BalSacJoD
- 23:27:24: This Pepsi/Rockband commercial with two dildoes dressed as guys from GWAR while pretending to play Rush's "Limelight"pisses me the hell off.
- 23:28:59: Don't get me wrong. I like both GWAR and Rush. I just hate the blend of the two. And the shitty Balsac and Beefcake costumes.
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- 10:04:27: @StriderKojiro I read a little about it, but it doesn't excite me that much. Double beam katanas and robot has overloaded me. XD
- 10:20:58: @StriderKojiro THREE FREE GAMES?! BLAZ BLUE BEING ONE OF THEM!? LUCKY BASTARD!
- 10:22:39: It seems that real friends buy their friends copies of Blaz Blue. It would also seem that I HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS.
- 10:24:31: Look, friends on Twitter, I KNOW I don't have an XBox 360 OR a PS3...yet. But that's not the point I'm making here.
- 10:55:37: @demios101 awww. You know I can't stay mad at you, dum dum.
- 11:02:34: A sad day in Lucha Mini http://bit.ly/18OVLG
- 12:16:05: I AM TALKY TIKI!
- 17:47:42: The ITG machine in Wesminster has been removed! I've been robbed of the one game I can enjoy in a MD arcade. The kid who owned it took it.
- 17:48:17: Which brings me to my next point: WHO THE FUCK GIVES A 16 YEAR-OLD THE MONEY TO OWN AN ITG AND A PUMP MACHINE?!
- 17:50:09: Now my only option for rhythm gaming is DDR Supernova at Eastpoint for 2 bucks a game. 2 BUCKS! Or I can play at home (not as good).
- 17:56:20: @demios101 The ITG game was one dollar a play, but you got like 5 games a play or something. Now I get to play 3 overcharted songs for $2.00
- 17:56:42: Needless to say I feel like a fucking winner.
- 19:08:06: @demios101 If it were up to me, all DDR machines after Extreme would be destroyed. New DDR sucks balls.
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Indeed a sad day in Lucha Mini.
- 11:20:04: @wonderella some people still have them. I never did though. Eff those guys.
- 19:37:56: @rampler have you ever read the web comic Alien Loves Predator? The creator is @bernieh
- 21:31:58: I am all a tingle with No More Heroes 2 news. Giant robot piloted by Travis Touchdown? YES PLZ
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- 09:04:34: Rectal thermometry is something my cat has come to associate with vet trips. This is confirmed by his tail between his legs anytime we c ...
- 09:41:47: as I was saying before Twitter interrupted me. he puts his tail in between his legs whenever we come to the vet, and hisses at the doctor.
- 18:36:54: @demios101 WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. EXPLAIN PLEASE. PLEEEASE! THIS SOUNDS HILARIOUS. CAPS LOCK!
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- 09:19:20: @DJPhalluz I think that at the end of the day, that's a bigger victory. =P
- 09:19:46: @demios101 Say huh now?
- 15:09:54: Free haircut today, but at what cost? My flowing locks are no more! I weep now.
- 16:00:52: @demios101 dude my hair is serious business.
- 16:16:28: @catsarefriends I know, right?!
- 16:17:51: @catsarefriends Hahahahah. Did he ask you about the great American challenge?
- 16:21:28: I'm slightly annoyed that no one seems to make the Lovecraftian connections in Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem. Illiterate swine...
- 20:38:59: @demios101 LIKE A BAWS!
- 20:41:35: @ElectricJarrod Hey you're finally following me! Welcome aboard, cunt!
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- 15:43:24: @wonderella #buti'mtryingtobesodamnededgyonmymicrobl
og=( - 15:50:15: Oh dear GOD. Rob Liefeld contributed to the Six-String Samurai comic! Now I can't look at it. I'm too afraid.
- 15:55:16: FEAR EXISTS FOR A REASON! WHYYYYYYY! http://bit.ly/10rMQK
- 15:55:48: That was just the cover. I shudder to think what exists in the actual pages.
- 15:57:48: @bernieh It was me. All me.
- 16:13:39: @demios101 You can do both if you want. But it's awful.
- 16:28:53: Choked on my own saliva while mocking Bush's song Machinehead.
- 21:55:35: @demios101 Where ya gonna go?
- 21:58:29: I'm dreading the fact that people will be doing MJ cosplays at Otakon. I am certain this will happen.
- 21:59:17: Also contemplating a Tuxedo Kamen cosplay for Otakon. Either way I'm going to see about getting help for Moonlight Knight for next year.
- 22:01:27: Hell...there may even be Billy Mays cosplayers. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS TURBULENT WORLD.
- 22:20:04: @demios101 Why not do it?
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- 08:06:49: Cherry yogurt om nom nom
- 13:28:40: Back to beings able to do one armed chin ups. Awww yeah.
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- 08:20:21: @demios101 Was ita package with Warrior #1 inside?
- 08:22:47: @demios101 Maybe it was the comic, but also sipped with it was Jim Callahan's head. He was the artist for Warrior.
- 08:23:16: SHIPPED
- 08:25:27: @demios101 I don't even know how guys like them still have jobs, or how they even got jobs in the first place.
- 08:26:13: Hey, Twitter. I saw Jim Callahan at a party a while back, but tell him I saw him.
- 08:26:47: Oops. I meant DON'T tell him. I don't want him to know about it, you see.
- 08:28:22: @demios101 I guess he's of the philosophy "a little less talented drawin' and a little more blow jobbin'"?
- 08:36:24: Saturday mornings used to be filled with awesome cartoons. Now it's web comics. New Wonderella http://nonadventures.com/
- 15:23:14: OH, CRUEL FATE! TO BE THUSLY BONED!
- 17:13:38: Playing Sonic the Fighters.
- 18:15:15: Man... Playing Sonic R must be what it's like to be high on percoset.
- 19:50:58: Addicting and simple game. Just circle the damn cat http://bit.ly/N2FGh
- 20:56:12: Crap. Now I want to play Moonwalker. I wonder if it's on the Wii shopping network...
- 20:57:11: I also want to play it while watching Six-String Samurai. Why am I so awkward?!
- 21:06:36: @demios101 It's weird. The urge just struck me. I don't even know why Six~String Samurai is involved.
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- 07:42:20: On the PT field this morning, the Army was playing Thriller. Was expecting their battalion to start coming toward us ala Thriller zombies.
- 07:43:07: Sadly this was not the case. What is the point in having people standing en masse while that song is playing of you are NOT going to dance?!
- 07:49:39: IF!!!
- 07:57:19: Why is MJ dead, but Aerosmith and the Rolling Stones are still touring? This is not justice. No, it certainly is not justice.
- 08:11:19: @demios101 I would have been happy just bearing witness to it.
- 08:54:17: Okay, guys. I get that he's dead, but I don't need an MJ music marathon. I didn't go around punching people when David Carradine died.
- 09:02:57: @demios101 Ray, if I did that no one would've known why. They don't know the difference between a mourning punch and my regular punches.
- 09:03:26: @DJPhalluz That's a very awesome idea and I don't know why.
- 09:05:01: @demios101 Unless I was crying and punching them. But that just sends mixed messages.
- 09:10:59: @demios101 Then they would have to be tears of blood. The only manly tears are ones that aren't actually tears.
- 09:15:16: Mourning Punch is the name of my speed industrial band, by the way.
- 09:20:16: @demios101 There is the dilemma. How can I punch multiple people while crying manly tears? Those two drops won't stay there all day!
- 09:50:24: @demios101 BRB going to really train with Shaolin monks to become Quay Chang Cain.
- 09:59:44: @demios101 Then I'm stuck in two spots: either become The Fist of the North Star or become Quay Chang Cain. This is a very tough choice.
- 10:32:11: @demios101 On one hand I could make people's heads explode by touching them. On the other, I'd have the serenity and power of a Shaolin monk
- 14:01:27: I'm so sleep now and I don't know why. WHYYYY?!
- 14:38:30: @demios101 That's what happens when you're exhausted for no damn reason. RHETORICALLY speaking, that is.
- 14:38:51: Wikipedia: helping dudes bored at work stay awake.
- 14:58:05: @demios101 Your best bet is to go through the Maze of Death
- 15:03:49: I enjoy the frustrated look on someone senior's face when they can't bully me into doing things.
- 18:50:29: @demios101 Yaaaaaaay
- 22:28:03: New LJ post for those who want to watch a good movie http://bit.ly/AwvTI
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